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by technomist @ 2008-05-27 - 16:20:40

The attempts of the authorities to calm the locals about UFOs have not worked very well. We are asked to accept that being under the flightpaths of the London City Airport, Stansted, Gatwick and Heathrow , is the likeliest explanation. (I usually miss seeing my house because we go right over it or bank in the wrong place). Nevertheless, the current poll in the local paper suggests that about 9 in 10 us believe we are being buzzed by alien spacecraft.

Apparently, we rate 5th in the UK among places where alien abductions are alleged to have occurred. With local libraries being slashed, the dog track being closed, museums under threat and no cinema or theatre in a borough with a quarter of a million people, it seems like we are making our own entertainment.


 
 

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semafusemafu pro
2008-05-27 @ 19:35

you need to read this article.

http://www.struat.com/justin/aliens.html

technomisttechnomist [Member]
2008-05-28 @ 11:33

Great graph :)

keepitsecretkeepitsecret [Member]
2008-05-29 @ 10:42

All's well that ends well.

rubychoorubychoo [Member]
2008-05-30 @ 22:25

Bugger...

I just looked up and got an eyeful of chemical toilet...

Chicken Licken Lament !

technomisttechnomist [Member]
2008-06-02 @ 19:24

My dad once told me a tale about how he got in trouble in the RAF for emptying a toilet from an plane over a bit of jungle in Malaysia, only to have the bad luck to learn that it landed at the feet of some visiting dignitary from the Red Cross.

rubychoorubychoo [Member]
2008-06-02 @ 23:13

Good for your dad...

I meant...

Oh Dear God Nooooooh !!

kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
http://www.kikita.blog.co.uk
2008-06-09 @ 00:57

Hi T. :)
Hope all fine w/you..WOW seems you have been in China! AWESOME!

ALIENS :roll: again????????? Tss Tss >:(

:)):)) I'm :yawn: and almost :zz: so yes i am not seeing an Alien passing by near my window :)):)):))

Have a nice week T. :wave:
xx
Kiki

kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
http://www.kikita.blog.co.uk
2008-06-09 @ 01:01

But you know? I saw one UFO once..or maybe two! Were very colourful, they stopped cpmpletely ... in the sky yes :)) ... and then suddenly asif turning on lots of lights with lots of colours they disapeared! And in a flash like Vrrrrrrruuuuuummmmmmmm gone! Really!
LOL :)) i'm not kidding, i really saw that!

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